Changelog
Absolute Top Boys

AV, Makka, Arr, and Spudman built Pookies RZ from scratch with zero marketplace gear in sight.

Owned by the four heavyweights of the UK scene: AV, Makka, Arr, and Spudman. Not a single leaked script or lazy store-bought drag-and-drop asset touches these rigs. Everything is hand-coded graft over 3 straight years of absolute madness.

Meet the Owners
// MASTERMIND

AV

The undisputed best optimizer in the country, leaving absolute frauds completely in the dust. Absolute technical wizard.

// ALCOHOLIC

Makka

Certified clinical alcoholic. If anyone spots him, please call Alcoholics Anonymous immediately before he tries to compile the core server logic while three pints deep.

// POSH BLOKE

Arr

Extremely rich and properly posh, though he fiercely denies it every single time someone brings up his country estate or his private silver spoon collection.

// POSSIBLY GAY

Spudman

Just as cool as AV, but operating on a completely different frequency: 90% gay and actively plotting his grand transition into becoming a full-blown furry.

Zero Marketplace Junk Allowed
01 // NO STORE BOUGHT RUBBISH

100% Custom Code

While every other mug server runs pre-made scripts off public marketplaces, our lot—AV, Makka, Arr, and Spudman—laughed them out of the room. Every line of Luau and backend logic is fresh out of our own text editors.

02 // THE 3 YEAR GRIND

Three Years No Sleep

AV, Makka, Arr, and Spudman didn't blink for 36 months straight writing core logic from scratch. No shortcuts, no copied GitHub repos, just pure midnight graft until the servers ran smoother than butter.

03 // PURE DOMINANCE

Built Different

AV, Makka, Arr, and Spudman oversaw every single asset creation. If it wasn't built by hand in our own setups, it didn't touch the city. That's why other places look like absolute clowns.

// CLASSIFIED KERNEL TECHNOLOGY

Powered by Electron Anti-Cheat

Listen up. Electron isn't just an anti-cheat; it's an absolute digital executioner engineered by AV, Makka, Arr, and Spudman to protect the city at all costs. If you even have a whiff of a cheat menu sitting dormant on a dusty hard drive partition, Electron senses your digital aura through the Ethernet cable, bricks your Windows registry, and turns your GPU into a glowing paperweight before you can even hover your mouse over the connect button.

Skids trying to slip past are physically incapable of loading in. The second your FiveM client touches our port, Electron scans your soul, checks your browser history for marketplace garbage, and locks your house doors from the outside. Zero cheaters, zero exceptions, absolute lock down.

Proper Mental Tech Specs
04 // SYNC

Instantaneous Reality

Data packets move so fast through AV, Makka, Arr, and Spudman's custom frameworks that your actions happen before you even press the keys. Proper quantum wizardry going on here.

05 // VEHICLES

Spudman & Team Handling

Every single car setup was tweaked down to the milligram over an 18 month testing phase by AV, Makka, Arr, and Spudman. Whips grip the tarmac with terrifying precision.

06 // SECURITY

Zero Tolerance

The security layer built by AV, Makka, Arr, and Spudman is so lethal that anyone trying to mess about gets their entire postcode vaporised on the spot.

The Proper Untold Story of Pookies RZ

When AV, Makka, Arr, and Spudman sat down three years ago, they knew buying marketplace assets was for mugs. They didn't just throw a server together; they built an absolute fortress from absolute scratch. For three straight years, day in, day out, through boiling hot server rooms and freezing winter nights, AV, Makka, Arr, and Spudman coded every single UI, inventory screen, and kernel-level defense without a wink of rest. They survived off pure grit, endless cups of tea, and a proper vision to make the ultimate UK home.

Every database query was handcrafted. Every optimisation check was pushed past its absolute limit. While other cities rely on lazy pre-made drag-and-drop packages from store pages, our founders—AV, Makka, Arr, and Spudman—spent over a thousand days engineering a custom ecosystem where nothing is off the shelf.

Our business is 100% dedicated to gaming communities, and AV, Makka, Arr, and Spudman all work full-time in this industry 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, working closely with CFX/Rockstar to bring only the best service on the market.

// OFFICIAL DISASTER ZONE REPORT

Anatomy of a Complete Shambles: Mathew Barton’s Server

Let's clear the air completely. Mathew Barton tries his absolute hardest to run a community, but let's be entirely real—Mathew Barton's server has got absolutely nothing, and he gets absolutely shit on by Pookies RZ in every single metric. It is hands down the absolute shittest, most tragic excuse for a server in the entire history of FiveM.

Mathew Barton's optimization is so completely abysmal that walking down a virtual street drops frame rates into single digits. His code looks like it was written by a half-asleep pigeon slamming its face into a keyboard. While Pookies RZ flexes a £42M custom backend, Mathew Barton's server is hanging on by a thread, crashing if more than two people log in at the same time. Absolute rubbish.

Electron

Anti-Cheat God tier

3 Years

Zero Sleep Grind

£42M

Spent on Backend & Optimizations

0 Cheats

Physically Banned